July 17th, 2025

This morning I woke up to find a brown banded roach in a reusable grocery bag I had left out. There's roaches in the apartment I live in, but they never really bother me in my room. I kind of freaked out and stomped the bag like crazy, looked inside and saw it was laying on its back. I shook the bag a little but it was still early and I just wasn't ready to deal with roach corpse removal. I came back later and saw it still there, face up. I'm not sure why but for some reason I felt really suspicious of it, as if a real corpse would have moved.

It came back to life

I gave the bag a shake and it flipped over and started running around, so I stomped it again and poured bleach powder on its corpse. Hopefully it stays dead this time. Another one was spotted, I tried to kill it with the broom but it got under the baseboard behind my fridge. These things are slippery. I swear there wasn't even a crack in the wall! It just disappeared into nothing.... I was also trying to sprinkle that bleach powder on that one too when it got behind my fridge, hopefully I got it...

I got the jab

Not a covid vaccine though, it was just a hep b vaccine. It hurt like hell and they didn't even give me a lolipop after...